PvPvE incident scrapbook

Peaceful Runs Pending.

Not a logistics company. Not a stat site. Barely a coping mechanism.

A parody site about the current tension between ARC Raiders’ PvE-focused progression and increasingly PvP-heavy matchmaking. Many in-game activities are built around exploration, looting, crafting, quests, and PvE encounters, but recent matchmaking changes can make those players feel like they are being pushed into repeated PvP losses while trying to complete non-PvP goals. The joke is simple: if players are encouraged to bring better kits but constantly risk losing them before making progress, those items often stay locked in stash instead. ARC Loot Delivery turns that frustration into a fake “delivery tracker,” humorously logging every failed extract as another successful transfer of gear to someone who wanted a fight more than we did.

Deliveries Completed

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Times the backpack changed families

Value Delivered

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Estimated emotional retail value

Current Field Report

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Loosely interpreted by people who keep losing backpacks

Delivery Reputation

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Based on vibes, losses, and several bad decisions

Choose the flavor of nonsense

What happened this time?

No forms. No typing. Pick the closest category and let the tracker invent the paperwork.

Delivery submitted. Customer satisfaction assumed.

Delivery could not be logged. The surface rejected the receipt.

Top Cause

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Top Recipient

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Most Reliable Courier

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Extraction Success

Not tracked due to morale concerns

Recent public embarrassments

Delivery receipts.

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